March 2012
stormagedondarklordofall:
heartofslytherin:
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"I know it’s hard to say goodbye to characters you...
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
– ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via moonbeamsandlightning)
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“If you insist on disavowing that which is ugly about what you do, you will never...”
– Magnus Bane (via heartstringerised)
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Just got back from seeing the Hunger Games (late I...
Watchmockingcatnus:
‘The Hunger Games’ Cast Uncensored
super hilarious interview with all of them, watch it ;)
“When I finally tracked her down, I’d heard rumors she’d had another child, a...”
– Valentine Morgenstern, City of Glass p. 480 (via books-are-my-reality)
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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“The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.”
– John Green (via phoenixtearsandoceanspray)
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“Clarissa, here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we...”
– Valentine Morgenstern, City of Ashes (via books-are-my-reality)
